[Public] Zaza: I swear public channel is like having a constant party on my computer, only every one is drunk and I'm not always sure I know the language.

[MistakenIdentities] Tom: MY PARANOIA
[MistakenIdentities] Tom: LET ME SHOW YOU IT
[MistakenIdentities] Kelsey: IT'S VERY PRETTY PARANOIA
[MistakenIdentities] Tom: THANK YOU I'VE JUST HAD IT POLISHED

[Public] Madrox: I suppose I could make a living off being a minor romance novelist, for example.
[Public] Madrox: Only I couldn't because it's me, but you get the metaphor.
[Public] Kelsey: I don't think you can be a romance novelist without -- hahahahaha
[Public] Gabriel: Hahaha.
[Public] Kelsey: Eit: the great, sexless romance novelist.
[Public] Kelsey: I foresee awkward relationships.
[Public] Ritter: haha
[Public] Gabriel: We could co-write! You can write all of the terrible, trite plotting and I can write all of the terrible throbbing danglybits!
[Public] Madrox: I'm good at awkward.
[Public] Madrox: Fantastic! Let's team up.

[=X-Factor] Jean-Paul: And I know it came up in one of the meme questions that JP gets cranky about never knowing what is happening.
[=X-Factor] Kitty: I agree with whatever Tez says.
[=X-Factor] Jean-Paul pays Kitty.
[=X-Factor] Kelsey: If Tez bribes you, it's okay.
[=X-Factor] Kelsey: Just no bullying.
[=X-Factor] Tom: That's kind of funny.
[=X-Factor] Tom: Because everything goes into the files, right?
[=X-Factor] Tom: What's the time gap between email and the files? Everyone has access to the files.
[=X-Factor] Jean-Paul: IDK, does it?
[=X-Factor] Tom: If it's on the wiki.
[=X-Factor] Kelsey: Yeah. Like. IF YOU JUST CHECK THE WIKI, JP.
[=X-Factor] Jean-Paul: HE READS IT RELIGIOUSLY.
[=X-Factor] Kelsey: COME ON. JUST CHECK RECENT CHANGES IN THE MORNING.
[=X-Factor] Jean-Paul: HE HAS RECENT CHANGES AS HIS HOMEPAGE.

[=X-Factor] Jean-Paul: I just wish that the 'people in the know' was 'all agents' instead of like. Intel.
[=X-Factor] Jean-Paul: Because it has been intel for SO LNOG.
[=X-Factor] Kitty: Or just Analysis.
[=X-Factor] Madrox: Which is something we have not quite shifted over.
[=X-Factor] Jean-Paul: And even I've done it.
[=X-Factor] Jean-Paul: SO I AM JUST AS GUILTy.
[=X-Factor] Tom: And the field agents are like What's going on, I don't know, want to get some ice cream? Fuck.
[=X-Factor] Madrox: Everyone is.
[=X-Factor] Jean-Paul: Yeah, exactly.
[=X-Factor] Jean-Paul: LET'S GO GET SOME GODDAMN ICE CREAM SINCE NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

[=X-Factor] Xen: Who funds the ALFF? Who SECRETLY funds the ALFF? Did Richardson kill himself? Really?!
[=X-Factor] Kelsey: Make sure to bang your fist on the table.
[=X-Factor] Xen: Who /escaped/ from the compound?
[=X-Factor] Tom: Banging your fist on the table could constitute a coercive interrogation technique to which a defense attorney would object!
[=X-Factor] Kelsey: I hate lawyers.
[=X-Factor] Madrox: Slap the table lightly only.

[Public] Jean-Paul: I am over bacon.
[Public] Jean-Paul: DO YOU HEAR ME
[Public] Jean-Paul: STOP IT
[Public] Jean-Paul: STOP
[Public] Kitty: ...
[Public] Kitty: how can you be over bacon?
[Public] Gabriel: Flan can be savory.
[Public] Jean-Paul: It is still delicious. But bacon is /overexposed/. That hussy.

[Public] Madrox: Jason never was charged with anything. That's a lapse.
[Public] Tom: Hahah.
[Public] Walter: How'd he manage /that/?
[Public] Madrox: Assault, murder, rape, terrorism
[Public] Madrox: We must have forgotten to arrest him.

[Public] Remy: Clearly you need to print out the email, roll it into a tube and jam
it up his bum. That should be memorable.

[=X-Factor] Gabriel: You guys should really stop at Zzyzx.
[=X-Factor] Gabriel: It's kind of on the way!
[=X-Factor] Dante: The ones that don't. You don't want to stop at
[=X-Factor] Walter: Not until it buys a damn vowel.
[=X-Factor] Gabriel: SOMETIMES Y
[=X-Factor] Walter: Sometimes ain't good enough